There’s a reason why Courier Six is listed in the Guardsmen’s hostile faction relations, and this is it.
Six and the New Californian Guardsmen
CHAPTER 1
THE BOUNTY
Freeside, Mojave Wasteland
“Take him out, and you’ll get 30,000 caps,” the hooded figure murmurs; a hand sticks out from the tattered robe, revealing a worn piece of paper with the name ‘Griffin Cox’ written on it. So this guy wanted the major general of the New Californian Guardsmen dead? Why, you ask? Doesn’t matter. Caps are caps, and a bounty was a bounty, no matter the person.
“Consider it done,” Six mutters back; he quietly grabs the piece of paper, reading it once more to confirm that this random guy wanted an elite Guardsmen general to mysteriously fall out a window, before nodding and walking off. On the way, he turned back and saw the cloaked figure’s shoulder through the robe and found the Eastern Brotherhood of Steel insignia, scratched and worn, shining through it. That explains why he wants MajGen. Cox dead… the guy’s a Brotherhood remnant.
Doesn’t matter, though, does it? The figure then disappears into the darkness of the Freeside alleyway, returning to the shadows. Looks like he’s gonna need more than himself and his gun to take down Gen. Cox. Hell, if he’s gonna take down the general, why not take down the faction, too? Fuck it! That’s one less threat to the New California Republic… although, as far as Six knew, the NCR and NCG had been mending their relationship for the past five years after the NCR-NCG war of 2299. Doesn’t matter. It would take a big army to take out the Guardsmen, and he knew just where to find them.
CHAPTER 2
THE GUNNERS
Gunners Plaza, Commonwealth
“…so what you’re saying is, you want to hire ALL of us, as in the entire group, to go fight a Guardsmen branch that isn’t even in the ‘wealth? I don’t know if we have enough men to actually do the job, considering they built their base around a-“ “it doesn’t matter where they built their base,” Six growls; he hands Wesley the paper that the Brotherhood remnant had given him with the name ‘Griffin Cox’ on it. “I need your men to take out his troops while I take him out. Quick and easy job, provided they don’t put up resistance.”
Wesley stares at the paper, his eyes narrowing. He looks up at Six, wondering what the hell is going on in his head. “What’s in it for us, though?” “Caps. You get half of what I get, so that’s about 15,000… I believe.” Wesley’s jaw drops; however, he then shuts it again, still obviously surprised. “Alright, so let’s say we take this job. How will we get there? None of the cars in the ‘Wealth are operational, minus the one vertibird we have… and probably some of the old military APCs.”
Six thinks for a moment before nodding softly. “Vertibirds are the easiest way, although you might have to use the one you have to cart troops back and forth.” He narrows his eyes at Wesley, who appeares deep in thought. “Well… alright. Deal.”
Caps were caps, and bounties were bounties, no matter the person.
CHAPTER 3
THE ASSAULT
Fort Sierra, Mojave Wasteland
21:57 PM; Six checks his watch once more. Wesley was late. Classic ‘Wealth dumbasses. Finally, he hears a panting, and wheels around to find Wesley panting like a dog in heat. “Shit… I’m- I’m here now. What’re your directions?” “Divide your force into two, and put them in a pincer maneuver. I’ll infiltrate the main building. When you hear my signal over the radio, you can attack.”
Wesley nods and begins to turn away. “And one more thing-“ Wesley wheels around, looking faintly annoyed. “-they’re awake. Expect heavy resistance.” Six then nods at Wesley, allowing him to leave. The attack would begin in 7 minutes, at 22:05. Viva La NCR.
CHAPTER 4
THE INFILTRATION
Fort Sierra, Mojave Wasteland
Six began to advance towards Fort Sierra, stalking along sparse bushes, taking cover in ditches, hiding behind cars. Eventually, he gets to the front gate. A voice calls out from above. “State your business!” “I’m Courier Six, and I’m here to deliver a package.”
The voice stops for a moment before eventually, the gates begin to roll open, revealing a dazzling town/base filled with life, joy, and laughter. It seems that the Guardsmen treated their men very well… at least, this branch did. Six stops to buy an ice cold Newka-Cola from a plump, jovial vendor with a patch on his outfit signifying that he was allowed to set up shop within Fort Sierra and Guardsmen territory.
“This is Wes. My men are ready,” Six’s radio crackles; Six finishes his bottle, pays the vendor (who smiles happily and tips his hat), and begins to walk toward the capitol building. “Don’t begin just yet. I’m advancing towards the capitol as of now,” he murmurs into the radio. “Roger,” the radio crackles once more; it then falls silent, leaving Six with his thoughts.
He reaches the capitol building, and once he enters it, he’s heavily surprised.
CHAPTER 5
THE ASCENT
CNG Recruiting Center, Mojave Wasteland
Six hadn’t seen this nice of an interior since he visited Carter’s office; it was clean and devoid of sand, which is surprising since the facility was in the middle of the desert. Six then approaches the front desk and nods at the employee stationed there, who nods back; it seems that employee assumed he was just a Courier.
Six approaches what looks to be… well, he’ll be damned. Functioning elevators. He steps into one cautiously, straining his ear to hear the screeching of the elevator slowly plummeting; however, nothing happens, so he untenses and presses the 5th floor button, which was surely where Cox’s office was.
Once the elevator stops, it dings and the doors open to reveal a dozen sentient Glowing Ones. They all wore the special lead-lined uniform of the 48th Infantry Regiment, the ‘Glow Sticks’. Each smiled at Six as he left the elevator, leaving him to think a little.
These Guardsmen seem like good people. They seem to actually care about helping the wasteland and would be a valuable ally to the NCR… but what if this was just an act? It was definitely an act. (It isn’t, Six is just a superstitious superfan.)
He roams a little before spotting a polished wood door with the name ‘Cox’ on it.
CHAPTER 6
THE CONFRONTATION
Cox’s Office, CNG Recruiting Center, Mojave Wasteland
Six opens the door cautiously; he finds Major General Griffin Cox standing there, observing his troops from afar. “You’re finally here,” he says, his voice unsurprisingly raspy. “The only reason for you to visit me, Courier Six, is to put a bullet in my back.” He turns, revealing the weathered, burnt-looking skin of a pre-War ghoul hidden underneath a pair of aviator sunglasses, a beret, and military fatigues with a white shirt underneath.
“I’m here simply on business, General Cox. Just business.” Six replies, beginning to unholster his revolver. Cox apparently sees this, so he shakes his head a little. “I’d imagine I had a bounty on my head, no? Makes sense, considering how no one likes us much anymore,” he chuckles lightly. “I can see why,” Six replies dryly; Cox shoots him a hairy eyeball before shrugging a little. “I do too, Mr. Six. Now, I could pay this bounty of my head off, although I doubt that whatever I personally have isn’t enough for your tastes.”
Six narrows his eyes slightly, having a feeling that Cox was baiting him. “…mm. Knew it. Your bounty giver gave you a much higher sum that what I have, no? Well, I’m not looking to die tonig-“
Six unsheathes the dagger in his sheath and throws it directly at Cox, wishing to get this whole thing done and over with so he wouldn’t have to feel guilty about it later. It nicks Cox’s cheek, opening a rather small gash. Cox gasps, clasping a gnarled hand to his open wound, before glaring at Six; his eyes dart to the knife. He then dives for it, but Six catches with him.
They begin to grapple, struggling to grab the knife embedded in the Guardsmen General’s desk. Six punches Cox, causing the general to stumble backwards, nursing his bloodied cheek; he takes advantage of this and scrambles up to grab the combat knife from the desk. As Six is about to plunge the knife into Cox’s neck, Cox yanks a rusty pre-War .357 revolver from a nearby display case and pistol whips Six with it before aiming down the sights, lining them up with the middle of Six’s riot helmet. “Better not fucking move, you mercenary fuckhead.” Six’s eyes narrow slightly, but he drops the knife, raising his hands, secretly pulling up a smaller knife hidden in his sleeve. He lunged for Cox, smacking the .357 out of his hands and stabbing the commander in the eye.
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Cox gurgles, attempting to acknowledge the fact that he now had a knife lodged in his left eye. The room is silent for a minute as both men stare at each other, one behind a mask and the other revealed; Cox’s light blue eye flickers slightly before he realizes that he got stabbed and begins to choke on the blood trickling down his throat from the internal bleeding of his demolished left eye.
Six then wipes the blood off his gloved hand and waits patiently for Cox to crumble, to fade away. Instead, he keeps choking, eventually stumbling into his overturned desk. He quickly but lethargically grabs a small device with a large, red, glowing button in the middle from an ajar desk drawer. There was another button underneath, but it was small and green with the markings “EVAC R-30 PEACEKEEPER ICBM” printed underneath it. Six recognizes it with a sense of dread… the PTSD from launching the missiles and creating The Courier’s Mile came back with the force of a 10,000 pound anvil.
Cox had somehow acquired a nuclear launch code for one of the last remaining warheads located in the Mojave Wasteland. Unbeknownst to Six, the New Californian Guardsmen had built their base around and in an old nuclear launch site… makes sense, since there couldn’t have been any other way for them to obtain so much concrete.
Cox smiles weakly at the Courier, then presses the green button, causing an alarm to sound; this alerts any and all Guardsmen in the vicinity. Six tackles him and grabbed the .357 lying on the floor, digging the revolver into Cox’s temple. “Press that button, commander, and we all die.” Six growls, silently panicking. The Guardsman Commander lay on his back, gurgling feebly, watching as Six pointed the .357 at him. “B-blgghh… b-boom, motherfucker.”
Cox presses the button.
At first, there’s no sound but the alarm and the shouting of Guardsmen across the base… then they both hear it. The sound of the silo doors opening, the slumbering metal giant within beginning its countdown to the wasteland’s second doomsday. Six couldn’t believe it… he hadn’t expected for Cox to actually press it, nor for the silo doors to actually open, yet here they were, neither knowing where it would land.
Perhaps it wouldn’t even hit the Mojave. Perhaps it would hit the Commonwealth, the Capital Wasteland, hell, maybe the Mojave… and hopefully, not an NCR building. Perhaps he knew of Six’s mercenary army; that seems most reasonable. For a minute, Six is distracted by the bomb’s timer, uncertainty in his eyes.
Cox takes advantage of this and begins to dig the knife out of his eye; he shouts in agony before pulling it out, bringing the eyeball with it. He screams in pain, writhing, before winding up and punching Six and crawling away before staggering up, his left hand over the gaping hole that was his eye socket. Looks like Cox wasn’t as dead as Six thought he was… which was a little surprising, considering Cox was a 250 something year old ghoul. Six then unhooked his radio from his belt and screamed into it, “NOW! ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!”
Cox stumbles into the wall, wincing and gasping with pain, before being smacked by the doors as a team of Elite Guardsmen rushed into the room, clad in combat armor and T-51Bs and armed with AER-9s and Rockwell CZ53s.
A faint crackling over Six’s radio shows that his men are getting absolutely fucking ragged on. Wesley shouts something, probably a warning of some sort, before a massive explosion cuts the connection. The sounds in the distance means that there’s Fat Men on the field, most likely being used by the Guardsmen. Doesn’t sound like Wesley is going to be radioing Six again.
“KEEP YOUR FUCKIN’ HANDS IN THE AIR!” The elite on the far left shouts, aiming his AEP-7 at Six; he beckons for three of his units to surround Six on the right flank, while the other goes on the left. Meanwhile, Cox feebly calls for a moment, looking incredibly exhausted.
After a solid minute of two, Six punches one guard out the window and begins to attack the others, dodging this way and that to avoid the power armored elites; at this point, the bounty was off, and he needed to get the hell out of there. He rams an elite out of the way before beginning to run, probably to the elevator; however, there’s already a team there (default Guardsmen protocol). They sight Six and begin to open fire, the reddish laser beams singing the walls.
CHAPTER 7
THE FALL
CNG Recruiting Center, Mojave Wasteland
All Six knew was that he had to get the hell out of there if he wanted to live another day; he hides behind a wall as a laser flies past, grazing his helmet. He winces at the heat of the laser before beginning to fire back, withdrawing his revolver from his holster and firing it; he hits an elite, who crumples before beginning to crawl away, whimpering in pain. His objective was to kill Cox and get away with it stealthily, but fuck, that plan crashed and burned.
Six bolts once more, trading shots with the elite Guardsmen, before finding another elevator and smashing the ‘1’ button; he had no idea what awaited him at the bottom but he sure as hell didn’t want it to be Guardsmen.
Of course, Guardsmen were at the bottom, at least 100 of them, tightly packed together. Six looks alarmed for a minute, his eyes widening behind his mask, before he grimaces and puts his hands up, dropping his sequoia. A singular Guardsman, an older man with the regalness of an officer, approaches Six and wrenches his hands behind his back before cuffing him and beginning to lead him through the sea of green.